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driftreality
Aug 18th, 2007

The Greatest Movie Ever Made

Back when I was living in Korea, I decided I wanted to go to film school and become a filmmaker, so I took the GRE, kicked ass, and applied to USC and UCLA film schools.  I was summarily rejected from both - two great additions to my litany of failures in life.

At any rate, if I had gone to film school and made it as a filmmaker I would have made the greatest movie ever made and I would have called it “The Greatest Movie Ever Made.” 

Why would it be the greatest movie ever made?  Because I would cut all the bullshit and give people what they want: The Redskins, Wolverine, the little man from Willow, a naughty schoolgirl, and the alien from Contra. 

It is probably better to show you rather than tell you, so here it is:

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If there are any Hollywood executives out there who are man enough to fund this movie, I believe I can make this film on a budget of $50 million and I would basically guarantee a 100% return on the film.