driftreality
Dec 14th, 2003
Dec 14th, 2003
Ozio
Why is Ozio, located down near Dupont Circle, a cool bar?
I’ve got three reasons why Ozio is badass:
- They let me in when I said I was with the press. This is basically true, more or less. Well, this isn’t really press in a conventional sense, but it is in the search engine optimization sense that someone doing a search for “Ozio and Washington, DC” is going to stumble upon my page. The fact that I just wrote “Ozio and Washington, DC” makes it more probable that someone searching for these terms will find this page. They weren’t going to let my friends in for free, but then my friends gave me a blank look because they didn’t have any cash on them. After watching us stare at one another like vagabonds for about two minutes, she sighed and told us to just go in.
- There are good looking Asians there. I am half-Asian and like the way Asian people look, maybe because they look like me. Anyway, I’m really writing gibberish right now, that is what writing corporate reports every month will do to you, so I will move on to my final point.
- Ozio rocks because there is good music, a cool interior, fairly laid back people, and you can’t quote me on any of this because I was so drunk when I went there.
Just go and see for yourself, it’s worth the cover. Ozio is located at 1813 M Street, NW. (202) 822-6000.
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