Jun 20th, 2002
Solution to Chinese Gender Disparity
In yesterday’s edition of USA Today, Paul Wiseman reported, “China thrown off balance as boys outnumber girls.” As he explains, “a tough one-child-per-couple policy and modern medical technology have combined to create a demographic nightmare that threatens China’s stability and endangers prospects for greater political freedom in the country with the world’s largest population.” Even more disturbing, “lonely men in migrant shantytowns and isolated farm villages will pose a threat to social order and could force the Chinese government to tighten its grip on society or even seek military conflicts abroad to keep the restless bachelors occupied.” I can’t believe this! This guy think that China is going to start a war because its male citizens are bored and sexually frustrated. Well, I’ve got a proposition that can save us from World War III: Introduce homosexuality into China.
Don’t laugh, I’m serious.
We need to inundate China with homosexual ideology in the hopes that it will give these men something to occupy their time with. We could call the campaign, “Homosexuality to save Homosapiens.” I think as a good first step, we send free DVD players along with free copies of “Queer as Folk” into these migrant shantytowns. Phase two would involve the creation of trendy thrift stores and dance clubs in these areas. I think that it wouldn’t be difficult to solicit investor interest, particularly if we used “avoidance of WWIII” as a selling point.
