Jul 13th, 2005
Irish Times
Irish bar pro: Old guy singing songs with a guitar.
Irish bar con: Ugly girls.
Irish bar pro: Funny old guys at the bar who are friends with the old guy singing songs.
Irish bar con: They are going to inevitably start making fun of you.
Irish bar pro: Wide selection of beer and not generally expensive.
Irish bar con: You will feel obliged to drink a lot because there is a wide selection of beer that is not generally expensive, and also because if you don’t, the funny old guys at the bar who are friends with the old guy singing songs will make fun of you.
Irish bar pro: Generally happy environment.
Irish bar con: You won’t remember it.
There, that essentially encapsulates what all Irish bars are.
Granted, Irish Times has a somewhat younger crowd, but take away the old guys at the bar and you have Irish Times.
Then again, take away the old guys at the bar, and you don’t really have an Irish bar at all, now do you?
So basically, Irish Times is an Irish bar that isn’t an Irish bar if that makes any sense.
And if it doesn’t, you’re obviously not smart enought to understand my writing so you may as well go elsewhere.
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