Jul 1st, 2002
Celebrity Savage Cannibalism Island
Okay, I’m not sure if I mentioned it before, but I want to write down this idea I have for a television show. It’s called “Celebrity Savage Cannibalism Island.” The premise is that a small group of celebrities are sent out to an island with nothing - no food, no first-aid kit, and no raft. The island is of course videotaped with surveillance cameras for our viewing pleasure. Whatever happens, happens, but as I’ve already stated, there is no food, no first-aid kit, and no raft on the island. Anyway, if any producers out there want to make a pilot, I’ve got a few free weekend coming up but there is one stipulation - I’ve handpicked the following celebrities to star on the pilot: Carrot Top, Jared from the Subway Commercials, and the guy who always says “can you hear me now” on the Verizon wireless commercials.
