|
Drift
Reality > Washington,
DC > Irish Times
Irish
bar pro: Old guy singing songs with a guitar.
Irish bar con: Ugly girls.
Irish
bar pro: Funny old guys at the bar who are friends with the
old guy singing songs.
Irish bar con: They are going to inevitably start making
fun of you.
Irish
bar pro: Wide selection of beer and not generally expensive.
Irish bar con: You will feel obliged to drink a lot because
there is a wide selection of beer that is not generally expensive,
and also because if you don't, the funny old guys at the bar who
are friends with the old guy singing songs will make fun of you.
Irish
bar pro: Generally happy environment.
Irish bar con: You won't remember it.
There,
that essentially encapsulates what all Irish bars are.
Granted,
Irish Times has a somewhat younger crowd, but take away the old
guys at the bar and you have Irish Times.
Then
again, take away the old guys at the bar, and you don't really
have an Irish bar at all, now do you?
So
basically, Irish Times is an Irish bar that isn't an Irish bar
if that makes any sense.
And
if it doesn't, you're obviously not smart enought to understand
my writing so you may as well go elsewhere.
|
